*shows up at your front door* can I come over
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode
bitch I don’t care if you’ve seen me wear this shirt before I don’t have fucking hannah montana’s closet
no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture
5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations
11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration
everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain
that is so fucking cute and hilarious
Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.
This always makes me really happy.
how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my
ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY
AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers