the-punslinger:

*shows up at your front door* can I come over

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

vodkacupcakes:

Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode

princess-pathetic:

bitch I don’t care if you’ve seen me wear this shirt before I don’t have fucking hannah montana’s closet

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

hagridscabin:

myladyfire:

Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.

This always makes me really happy.

hashtagugly:

how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.

poptwart:

poptwart:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my

ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY

castieltherebel:

spockhetti:

AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers

arthur weasley

aausten